Embrocate!

Embrocate! You fuckers. I'm as drunk as they get and this is all I can do. Just type. That's it. That's all. Just punch stupid little words into the internetospherothing. Gawwd bless it. So I'm sitting here typing letter after letter and concentrating on each individual key as I type it. And fuck me if it doesn't somehow get easier and easier as I go. And the joy of it is that there is no way in hell that anybody who counts for shit is ever going to read this. Because, let's face it, this is the back end of the blogosphere. This is like living in... Oh shit, I haven't even got the imigination to imagine the remotest fucking point on the planet. Garrrgh. Embrocate! Eat cheese! Have sex! Goodbye.

Collective Noun

One of the joys of working reasonably flexible hours is that I get to avoid travelling at the height of rush-hour. By-on-large I get to miss having to take the overcrowded trains and almost always get a seat with a table. Sometimes, however, I encounter a large entourage travelling together, presumably also hoping to avoid the rush hour crowds. For example, school outings are not uncommon.

This morning I boarded a train just moments before a whole crowd of salesmen turned up and also joined. Just imagine the horror. I was surrounded by twenty suited barrow boys engaged in some bizarre orgiastic bragging competion punctuated by inane cackles and witless inuendos.

How is it that salesmen universally fail to recognise that they're cunts? They just blindly go about masturbating their own egos in public as if other people are both interested and impressed.

Anyway, enough of the rant. There's a point to this.

It set me to wondering what an appropriate collective noun for salesmen might be. I quite liked a vulgarity of salesmen, though a nausea of salesmen also seems appropriate.

Are there any other suggestions out there?

Holy mother-fucking christ on a badger-loving bike of shit

Hope that won't get you sued.

Silly software manuals

Hi all, since no-one has contributed anything, I might as well get the ball rolling with a quick entry. Just came across this in the "Blender" tutorial:

Resizing Windows

Resizing windows is easy and fun.

I certainly agree that resizing windows is easy, but fun? Didn't seem to float my boat, maybe I'm missing something....

Here we go!!

Hi,

I thought I'd set up an online blog forum effort for all the current, ex, or soon to be ex, members and associate members of the IS programme area.

I expect a clean fight, with no comments that can end up with me being sued.

Otherwise anything is fair game.

Please contact me with the email address of anyone else who you want to contribute to this blog